the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
i still don’t understand this…
holy shit yes.I did all 7 versions out loud, it was fun
Harry & Hermione + funny moments
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
"And he just walked right into the point. I don’t know if he thought it was a toy."
and a bit later in the article, this gem:
"The ex-husband was taken to hospital following the altercation, but not before he, in true Zelda fashion, smashed a pot (a flower pot, over the head of Thompson)."
This is how Michael and I are going to die.
you know what i love
michael jones just c’MON
juST LOOKIT HIM WITH HIS MESSY EYBROWS
ANd cuRLY HAIR
a ND JU ST HIS E Verything in geNERAL
lOOK HOW UNF AIR THIS IS
how can a 26 yr old be so c UTE WTFRICK
PLUS Just look at this gif that’s all i’m sayin
aND HIS HUMOR
HIS FUCKING HUMOR
hoW CAN ANYO NE BE SO INTENT WHEN INTERVIEWING ABOUT POKEMON IN A S UIT H Ow
pLUS HIS LOVE FOR LINDSAY IS SO C UTE
AND HIS BROMANCE WITH GAVIN IS UNFORGOTTEN
no i’m soRRY BUT fuCK YOU MICHAEL JONES